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	<title>Jenna McCarthy</title>
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	<description>Author of \\\"The Parent Trip\\\"</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Be there or be square.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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At 12:30 EST on March 5, please join this live webcast to learn about this amazing foundation that saves babies lives.  You can&#8217;t possibly be doing something more important.
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		<title>140 characters is not a lot to work with.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[



  




  

Still not following me on Twitter? Here’s what you’re missing: 
 
1.       You know your hygiene standards are slipping when your husband is all suspicious because you took a shower.
 
2.       Today I tested the limits of do-nothingness in the biggest possible way. Maybe they&#8217;ll name a black hole after me or something.
 
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		<title>The Week in Tweets</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		
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It&#8217;s called RECYCLING, people. Save the earth? Heard of it? Aw, hell. The complaint line forms here.

I was just about to go for a run, but then I realized      there&#8217;s no bear chasing me.
I get kind of freaked out when      at-nice-sweet-god-loving-mom-of-eight follows me. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No, I didn&#8217;t write this.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Top 10 Tweets of the Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 16:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		
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Not following me on Twitter yet? Here’s what you’re missing: 
1.       Yesterday: no visible rogue eyebrow hairs. Today: weed-wacker required. How does that HAPPEN?
 
2.       Pausing the yoga DVD to nuke your coffee is better than not doing the damned DVD at all.
 
3.       The kids want to go to the pool. Sorry, gals. My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Harry Dumped Sally</title>
		<link>http://blog.jennamccarthy.com/when-harry-dumped-sally/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		
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                Forget artery-clogging trans-fats, chemically-altered artificial sweeteners, unexpressed anxiety and unprotected sex: New research suggests the latest in the hazardous-to-your-health lineup is… going to the movies. (And surprisingly, this has nothing to do with what you buy or don’t buy at the snack counter.)
                But relax! According to scientists, it’s still absolutely safe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am NOT jealous of your 24-year-old boyfriend.</title>
		<link>http://blog.jennamccarthy.com/i-am-not-jealous-of-your-24-year-old-boyfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		
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Here’s why.
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		<title>I really did. I attacked him.</title>
		<link>http://blog.jennamccarthy.com/i-really-did-i-attacked-him/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		
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Want to know what happened next? Check out my latest piece on Betty Confidential. You’ll see why my husband is worshipping the ground I walk on this week.   
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		<title>Ice skating rocks. Until you fall.</title>
		<link>http://blog.jennamccarthy.com/i-left-my-heart-in-san-francisco-and-also-my-waistline/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 16:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>The REAL Holiday Letter.</title>
		<link>http://blog.jennamccarthy.com/the-real-holiday-letter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by my friend Simon&#8211;who gently mocked my syrupy holiday letter/poem (yes, it rhymed)&#8211;I replied with what the real letter might look like, should I be so bold as to send it:




  

It’s almost two thousand and ten—
And me without a card again. 
 
Should I write a crappy poem
About what goes on at our [...]]]></description>
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